I'm really gay and really into Pokemon and boys. My name is Gage and I'm 17 I guess.
A live Artichoke drinking at a river
Because Artichokes are classified as vegetables for import into the U.S. due to an 18th century zoning loophole, few in the country are even aware that they’re the thorax and abdomen of an animal.
The Artichoke lives mostly in tropical regions and lives on a diet of ants and small insects which it siphons up with its long, hollow tongue. Artichokes are seldom raised on farms owing to their small size and the ease of their escape, instead they’re trapped for food and exported, often constituting as much as 80% of a nation’s economy.
Only the meat connecting the scales of the Artichoke is edible, most of its body being condensed squamous cells. It’s heart is edible however, and is considered a delicacy by some gustibators.
- prologue: flashback time noot noot
- overture: DUUUUUUUUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN
- think of me: frick that shit's high
- angel of music: stalkers make great music teachers
- little lotte: throwback thursday
- the mirror: who dis bitch think he is?
- the phantom of the opera: in case you didn't know who the guy with the mask was
- the music of the night: vibrattos you into loving me
- prima donna: stop singing at the same time it's not dramatic it's confusing
- all i ask of you: pls love me
- all i ask of you (reprise): why don't you love me?
- masquerade: obligatory group number
- wishing you were somehow here again: i goofed up
- don juan triumphant: opera for bad asses
- past the point of no return: this is a euphemism for sex
- down once more: yep totally a stalker
- finale: gross sobbing
*watches annabelle trailer*
future child: “can i have a dolly, mommy?”
*gently places a loaf of bread on the floor*
me: “here you go sweetie”
future child: “that’s not a do-“
me: “here. you. go. sweetie.”
Heterosexuals Inspiring Pride
this is by far my favorite heterosexual pride photo they have <3
Today’s Gender of the Day is: the Lagrangian density for everything in the universe (except gravity)